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2014-01-07- Послушай, Изя! А вот если у тебя было бы два "Мерседеса", ну, таких, самых крутых - ты бы мне дал один?
- Семчик, дорогой! Сколько мы уже с тобой знакомы? Тридцать лет? Конечно, один был бы точно для тебя! allanecdots.ru
Идут дальше. Опять Сема поворачивается:
- А вот Изя, представь, что у тебя две шикарные яхты, совершенно одинаковые. Ты бы одну мне дал?
- Семчик, ну что ты задаешь такие вопросы? Конечно, одну я тебе бы отдал!
Дальше идут. Вдруг опять Сема поворачивается:
- А представь, Изя, что у тебя было бы две курицы.
- Сема, ну это уже нечестно. Ты ведь знаешь, что у меня есть две курицы.
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- Семчик, дорогой! Сколько мы уже с тобой знакомы? Тридцать лет? Конечно, один был бы точно для тебя! Идут дальше. Опять Сема поворачивается: - А вот Изя, представь, что у тебя две шикарные яхты, совершенно одинаковые. Ты бы одну мне дал? - Семчик, ну что ты задаешь такие вопросы? Конечно, одну я тебе бы отдал! Дальше идут. Вдруг опять Сема поворачивается: - А представь, Изя, что у тебя было бы две курицы. - Сема, ну это уже нечестно. Ты ведь знаешь, что у меня есть две курицы." data-url="https://allanecdots.ru/23214/" data-title="Про евреев" data-image="https://allanecdots.ru/smajlik.jpg" data-services="whatsapp,vkontakte,collections,facebook,odnoklassniki,moimir,gplus,twitter,lj,viber,telegram" data-limit="3"> |
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Приходит еврей в синагогу и говорит:
- Ребе, я согрешил, я отымел жену в зад. Это большой грех? allanecdots.ru
- Большой! - говорит Ребе.
- Как мне его искупить?
- Только одно средство: берешь автомат, идешь на арабо-израильскую границу и убиваешь одного араба, - грех тут же списывается.
На следующей неделе приходит снова этот еврей:
- Ребе, я снова согрешил, я снова взял жену аналом.
- Ну, а чего ты ко мне пришел? Иди на границу, убей араба - грех автоматически спишется.
Прошло пару месяцев. Приходит к ребе жена того еврея и спрашивает:
- Скажите мне, ребе, почему вы таки-решили урегулировать арабо-израильский конфликт через мою жопу?
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Маленький Леша нашел заначку родителей и на все деньги купил барбарисок.
- Теперь сосет вся семья! allanecdots.ru
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Метро, час пик. В толпе орет мужик:
- Помогите! Мой сын нечаянно подавился пятаком! Он умирает! allanecdots.ru
Сквозь толпу протискивается толстая тетка, хватает пацана за яйца и страшно их сжимает! У бедного парня из глотки вылетает пять рублей и вопль "А-а-а-а-а!!!!!"
Отец с уважением: - Ух ты! Вы, наверное, в скорой помощи работаете?..
- Нет. В налоговой.
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Отец с уважением: - Ух ты! Вы, наверное, в скорой помощи работаете?.. - Нет. В налоговой." data-url="https://allanecdots.ru/23210/" data-title="Разные" data-image="https://allanecdots.ru/smajlik.jpg" data-services="whatsapp,vkontakte,collections,facebook,odnoklassniki,moimir,gplus,twitter,lj,viber,telegram" data-limit="3"> |
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Мама была в отъезде две недели. По возвращении она спрашивает у своего сына:
- Папа грустил, когда меня не было дома? allanecdots.ru
- В начале нет, но последние два дня он становился все печальнее и печальнее.
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- Неудобно?! Да что ты знаешь о неудобстве?! Вот я однажды жену в постели Олегом назвал, вот это было неудобно!
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- Розочка, умоляю вас, не выходите на улицу: вчера в гастрономе я слышала, что в Одессе появился маньяк, который убивает проституток.
- Не понимаю, а причём тут я?! allanecdots.ru
- Вы меня не дослушали - и блядей тоже.
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В IKEA
– Здравствуйте. Это отдел возврата? allanecdots.ru
– Здравствуйте. Да, что вы хотели вернуть?
– Я хочу вернуть вот это.
– А что это?
– А я не знаю. Пока собирал, чем только это не было: и диван, и тумба, в какой-то момент даже первый канал ловило…
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Российские учёные обнаружили странную закономерность: как только президент или правительство выделяют миллиард для каких-либо целей, в стране тут же появляется новый миллиардер.
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- Сколько у вас до меня было мужчин?
- Вы первый идиот, который взял талончик к гинекологу! allanecdots.ru
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В ходе социологического исследования на вопрос «Счастливы ли Вы в браке?» утвердительно ответили 11% супругов, опрошенных по одному, и 89%, когда вопрос задавался двум супругам, стоящим рядом.
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